Those of you who have me as a friend on Facebook you would have seen my status saying - "'Hitch' has got me wanting a woman! Ladies, kindly send your CV, pix and a FULL history of ex-lovers + reason of break ups to firstname.lastname@example.org Many thanx! " For those of you that are about to rummage through your photoshoot pix with Studio London, let me just say that it was a joke!! hahaha!! Apologies if you sent your request through and the email bounced!
I learnt a lot from 'Hitch'. I'm gonna get that on DVD. Love is one of the most funniest and weirdest emotions known to man. People say love is blind but I say love MAKES you blind! It makes you over see the persons flaws and accept them for who they are. 'Love' makes you do crazy things and drives people crazy like that woman in 'Obsessed' the film with Idris Elba and Beyonce! May God save me from such strange women in Jesus name! She was a handful!
Songs of Solomon 3:5 says "…not to awaken love until the time is right". Now you may ask, when is the time right? That's one question I will never be able to answer, cause I know people who find true love in their 40's as well as couples who get married in their late teens and both live happily ever after. But until God reveals who your spouse is be sure to carry yourself in a respectable and approachable way. You don't really wanna scare of Prince Charming now do we?
Another thing, I'm after a WIFE not a girlfriend. Heres why!
1) Its long taking her Nando's and cinema and maxing out your student loan on a girl you cant see yourself spending your future with. Especially since you gotta pay that back anyway!!! Nah fam you got the wrong guy!
2) Having many partners before your spouse will have a ripple effect on your relationship with your following partners and potentially your spouse. Eg: "You don't treat me like Martin used to" OH MY DAYS let my wife drop that line to me and she'll be sleeping in the fridge next to the butter and gone off bread! Lines like that doesn't even qualify one to be sent to sleep on the sofa. The cheek!
3) The most important point, which is to avoid heartbreaks. My mum always taught me to never break a girls heart. I know a couple of my fans my wanna marry me and they'll be upset when I get married, that will be inevitable, but to lead a girl on and show her what she could have had is a bit mean. Its best to save yourself for Mr/Mrs Right. Being single is a GOOD thing, so embrace it while you can! Love has no sell by date so keep on living life till you bump into your soul mate. Women may wanna argue that one cause of the 'clock' but hey Sarah had Isaac at 90, so you've got plenty of time! The same God yesterday, today and forever more!! He can do it again, can I get an Amen? No? Fine!!
Umm…well...I think thats me for now, keeping it short and sweet, so…yeah!
In closing, I think its 'funny' that if a boy sleeps around then he's a don but if a girl does then she's loose. How does that weigh up!?
Any who…thanks for reading and kindly share it with your peeps
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(Ps: I put that picture there as a joke! He'll come...some day or month or year or decade or.....(you know I can go on and on right)
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